I bought a computer - get in your ear!

For example, in wine -vodka distillery:. I bought a case of vodka - get to the liver!. ( a bottle of brandy ).

Or in the fashion store:. I bought a suit - get in the eye!. ( Sunglasses ).

Or clinic:. It has been tested for tomography - get in the tooth!. ( a coupon for a visit to the dentist ).

More options:.
-. I bought insurance - get a kidney!.
-. Bought Viagra - get your ass!.

By the way, cool store. One of their purchasing managers bought the car from the greed of the last -generation laptops. Now the whole town sells Dell (Celeron 500) to 12,500 rubles, while standing next netbook Asus 900 for 13 997.

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To sell or not sell links with XAP. - Man asks - tell me!.

Exit ban. - A real case.

Cyril opened Tsarenko. site for sale Satkha.

Looking for 30-60 targeted visitors?. Buy a sentry. Write or comment. The first guarantees the guard, the second increases the likelihood of.

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A new teacher came to class, found that one boy teased.
Moishe the Fool. During the break, he asked the boys why they were called names because of its.
- Yes, he is really a fool, Mr. Teacher. If you give him a big coin in a small five shekels, and ten, he will choose five, because he thinks that it is more. Here, see.
Man gets two coins and offers Moshe select. That, as always, chooses five. The teacher was surprised to spraschivaet:.
- Why did you choose a coin at five shekels, and not ten?.
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